Tuesday, February 26, 2008

In Case The Man Who Scared The Living Daylights Out Of Me Is Reading This...

Old men (friend, and especially foe) on bicycles should refrain from riding up behind women who are out jogging. Though dusk is not dark, it is dark-ish and therefore your approach will most likely cause said jogger to be scared out of her mind. You could cause said jogger to pee her pants.

Just hypothetically speaking, of course.

Also, if said jogger is huffing and puffing and wheezing and turning blue she most likely cannot carry on a friendly chat. It is quite possible that this is her first time out running since before her 11 lb. baby was born 9 months ago and she probably needs every ounce of gumption focused on putting one foot in front of the other.

So, consider this your friendly warning, my bicycling friend.

That is all.

Thank you.